Tom Dorrs future is so bright, he has to wear shades....

Tom Dorr has internet on his glasses.

Tom Dorr had finger implants to maximize his typing capabilities.

Tom Dorr uses ethernet cords as shoe laces

knows what youre going to post before you know what youre going to post!

Tom Dorr counted to infinity... twice.

Instantaneouslhy, Tom Dorr approves/denies these posts using only his mind.

Terrorists seek Tom Dorr. The government hides him at Southern. If in the wrong hands, Tom Dorr could destroy us all.

Tom Dorr's blood is fiber optic.

Tom Dorr sees in HD.

Tom Dorr is suing Microsoft for the marketing campaign. He is the only P.C.

Tom Dorr is President Obama's Blackberry.

Sauron is looking for Tom Dorr's carabineer.

Tom Dorr has a PHD in cuddle.

Tom Dorr built SCSU's Student Center using his teeth!

Another kid once kicked Tom in the nuts on the playground when he was in school. Not only did the other kid lose the fight, but also no one would sign the cast on his broken foot.

Scientists laugh when asked how tall Tom Dorr is, and then explain "one can not measure Tom Dorr."

great name!

I hear that if you're about to type something bad about Tom Dorr, he coeawoeifmai oe;oiaf;oinfn;oa;na8uy2t4 fbsbvx

Tom Dorr once got pissed at regular doors for trying to have his awesome name and now there's Tom Dorr shaped holes in all the walls at SCSU

Tom Dorr is so cool he counted to infinity twice.

I once saw Tom Door help a friend do electrical work on a house, upon completion he had constructed a Particle Accelerator.

When Tom Door appears to be sleeping, he is actually computing data from "outer space" to verify the existence of aliens.

when Thomas was younger he didnt play video games - he wrestled them into submission.

Tom doesn't get in "fights," he gets in "wins."

When Tom Dorr holds the bridge of his nose in aggravation, he's actually chargin' his lazers

I heard this guy told Tom Dorr his iPhone wasn't that cool and no one ever saw him again.

Tom's just this guy, you know?

Tom Dorr is more powerful and heroic than Superman and Chuck Norris combined.

Tom Dorr can turn off an alarm clock using only his face

Tom Dorr plugs the internet back in.

Chuck Norris has never given Tom Dorr a hard time. He knows better.

Tom Dorr's eyes are so hypnotically beautiful that... huh, oh, what was I saying?

When Tom Dorr wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

Tom Dorr is so slick, he once drove over his cell phone.

Tom Dorr is still waiting for bluetooth pants...

Tom Dorr loves his new iPhone -ask him to show it to you!

Tom Dorr had to shave his beard because Grizzly Adams is trademarked

Tom dorr can kill two stones with one bird

Tom Dorr is so hoopy, he knows where his towel is.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Tom Dorr's computer. Tom is always in control.

Tom Dorr doesn't google questions, Google comes to him for answers.

Tom Dorr looks displeased in this picture of Tom Dorr.

Tom Dorr doesn't sleep - he waits

The sun uses the clouds to protect itself from Tom Dorr's radiance.

Tom Dorr reads your email

Tom Dorr knows who will be this year's American Idol. All votes are texted to Tom Dorr's blue tooth.

Tom Dorr's brain connects to Wi-Fi

When you google Tom Dorr, he appears in your office.

Tom Dorr doesn't sleep. He installs updates and shuts down.

Frodo had a ring. Tom Dorr has a carabineer.

Tom Dorr came out of the womb with a bluetooth headset on.

Tom Dorr invented banner.

Tom Dorr is the god you give the Amulet of Yendor to.

Tom Dorr has climbed the Cliffs of Insanity. One handed.

Tom Dorr doesn't fix computers - he helps them realize they're not broken.

Tom Dorr is so cool, you can keep a side of beef on him for a week